You’re kidding me!

312 million people and these 4 jokers are the best we can do against Obummer?

Ok so Perry dropped out and that’s great, no way should he be president. The rest each have their own problem. Romney, watch out for Romney-care. Santorum will start a religious cult at the Whitehouse. Gingrich is a 2 faced dirty old man. Paul is just scary, he makes good sense then he falls off the wagon and says something totally stupid.  I’m thinking it will come down to Romney and Gingrich. I really love the press in all this, go hunt down my ex-wife and she if she tell you how great I am! I might vote for him just because he wanted an open marriage! Maybe he’ll make it a law. All marriages must be open and the wives have to find girlfriends for their husbands.

They all should have all the fund raisers and then instead of spending millions and millions on ads and travel they should all get together on one night tell the country how good they are on every channel. Then take all the money the raised and pass it out to the lower and failing middle class. He who passes out the most money gets to be president!

Here’s a thought. Everyone walk into their boss’s office and change the dependent field to 25 on their W-4. Then on tax day file and say I owe you this much. Let’s see how well big government runs with no funds. What you wanna bet if the congress don’t get their $175,000 paychecks they go home to get a real job.

Attempting to Assassinate the President

An Idaho man charged with firing two shots at the White House last week has been charged with attempting to assassinate the President.
This guy has a sure fire insane plea! Anyone crazy enough to want Joe Biden to be the president is really several bricks short of a load.  As if things aren't bad enough, we need Joe in the white house?
The only thing I could think of that would be worse is if he some how got Obama and Biden with his 2 rounds of ammo. The next in line is the speaker of the house and that scares me so much I won't even put her name in here!
What kind of moron only brings 2 rounds to an assissinate attempt anyway, he must have borrowed Barneys bullet. Did he pass the background check to get his gun or was it the awesome gunshow loophole again?

This place get worse everyday!

Occupy your own house!

Ok I’m a little...no scratch that I’m a lot fuzzy on the whole “Occupy Wall Street” and all the other “Occupy” places. These guys are protesting I get that. They are protesting rich people? They are protesting people that have jobs? They are showing their right to trash places and beat up police and do other vile things? What am I missing? Oh and who’s buying lunch? I guess some of these people have jobs, did they just abandon them to go block the sidewalk and pitch a tent in a park? I couldn’t just tell my boss, mortgage bank and electric company that I’m going to live in the park for a while please don’t fire me and repo my house or turn my lights off.  Looking back on all the protest I’ve seen in the past very few, although getting a message out, did little else. People protesting the war in Vietnam didn’t stop the war. The message I get from this is some people are nuts and they should go home.

J.T. Ready is protesting in AZ for the right to carry his gun, hey J.T. that’s a right already in AZ. Anyone out there that doesn’t know who Mr. Ready is? He’s a Neo-Nazi vigilante that roams the Mexico- Arizona border looking for smugglers and illegal’s crossing over. I don’t know if he’s found any yet, I guess it would be in the news if he and his band of Hitler followers actually got in a fire fight with someone right? In case you’re wondering they wear camo, I guess the white hood and dress stand out in the desert. I’m a firm believer in standing up and stopping people from coming in the country illegally but not shooting them as they cross the border looking for a better life and I’m sure getting in a fire fight with a mexican cartel would be fun, after all they do have a ton of guns and ammo thanks to the “Fast and the Furious” it would more or less be a fair fight. Right?

I’m in Dallas and yes we have “Occupy Dallas” and people are showing their right to party and have sex with underage girls in a downtown park, wait what? I didn’t know that was legal. Ok you’ve made your point; you showed us all you can protest. You’ve stood up to the political machine and used your constitutional rights!  Why not try voting? You get to fire the people you don’t like and hire people you do. You don’t make a mess, little girls don’t get violated, police don’t get involved and you get to keep you job, house and lights. Oh and you can take a bath!

Proud gun owner!

That’s right I’m frickinnuts and I own a gun! In fact I own a few guns. Ok you got me; I own a lot of guns.
I trade guns, sell guns, buy guns, shoot guns, hunt with guns, fix guns, clean guns and show others how to use guns. You might say I’m a gun nut too. I have a safe and I store my guns in there, as far as you know all my guns are in there. Oh but there might be a gun in my top drawer, just in case I feel the need to look at it and hold it and spin it around on my finger like a cowboy in the old west in the middle of the night without waking up my kids trying to get in the gun-safe.

Do I think guns are toys or to be played with? No. I do take gun ownership very serious. I have a CHL (concealed handgun license). I go to the range at least 1 a month. I shoot in a gun club with like minded people.  I don’t think someone should run out and get a gun to feel safer and not have a clue how to use it. Several friends have come to me about what kind of gun to buy and where to buy it and the first thing I say is lets go shooting and let me show you how to hold it and load it and fire it and be safe with it. Then we can talk about where and what to buy.

I do think there should be regulations. I’m not a fan of the “gun show loophole” and I’m really not a fan of the “Fast and the Furious”. I see no reason for fully automatic weapons. I don’t want 18 year olds owning guns or even shooting them without supervision. My boys shoot with me and I teach them gun safety and proper use.  I believe the worst thing you can do is have an unsecured weapon in a house full of children and not teach then the danger. Children shooting themselves or others is mostly because they find daddy’s gun and have never held a real one and need to check it out, I say teach them how and make it not taboo. Tell a kid not to jump off the roof and don’t explain why and I bet they break a leg to find out for themselves.

I do think there is a limit to regulation. I don’t want the government telling me how many guns I can own or buy at a time. I don’t want the government telling me how many bullets my guns can hold.  I don’t want the government saying I have to keep all the guns locked up and the ammo in a different place. I, like most guns owners have different guns that serve different purposes’. I have a shot gun for shooting birds and I love dove! I have a couple of rifles for shooting deer’s and hogs. I have handguns for shooting any number of things. I even have a special handgun for shooting snakes. And yes I have handguns for shooting people, I have a really nice 357 magnum and you get to see the business end of that one if you stop by my place at 3 in the morning uninvited. Oh yea and I have an awesome AK-47 because it’s the true choice of shooters everywhere, just look at any video or picture of the middle east, China or Russia and someone is holding one!
 
If you don’t have a weapon you’re a victim and I’ll never be a victim! Oh and by the way Jesus said “and he that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one” Luke 22:36. Sword was the weapon of the day, If Jesus was alive now he would say and he that hath no pistol, let him sell his garment, and buy one.

Florida drivers left behind and I got to say something!

First let me say for the record I’m an open water diver, the papers and their “Deep sea diver” stuff is BS. Deep sea divers wear big white suits and big round brass helmets, they have a ship based air supply and long hose from above. The divers left behind in Florida are “open water” or “sports divers”.

All that being said let me get to my point. Stupid! In the first place people that dive like me for fun should never and I mean never go out on a boat with more than 12 other divers. Going on a boat with 30 divers is asking for trouble. When I dive and I’ve made 100’s of dives, I like my boat to not to be packed.  So whose fault is it for leaving the divers behind? I say both the boat crew and the divers. Now you say why blame the divers for the captain and crew of the boat they paid for leaving them behind?

Think about it like this. There are 30 people not counting at least a 2 or 3 member crew. You ever had a party at your house? Stick 33 people in your house and keep track of them all for 2 or 3 hours. Now throw in waves, swell, and people coming and going and moving around, tanks being removed and replaced from racks without hurting anyone, other boats with other divers. Plus the dumb divers that keep to them self don’t interact with others on board. Watch the movie “Open water” and you see a couple sitting on a boat with 20 other people and didn’t talk to anyone, no one really even knew they were there. So the lesson here is being a pest, like me. Get in the captains face tell him your name, get real close and point to your head and say “See this ugly mug, when you’re ready to go make sure you see it again!” Never leave it to chance when your life is at stake, and trust me it’s at stake from the time you get on the boat till you get off.

Non divers don’t know all that goes on. Everything in a divers head should be about safety. You have gear to check, gauges to monitor. Don’t want to run out of air at 60 feet under water. Don’t want to stay too long past certain depth and pop right up and jump on the boat, don’t want to anger the underwater creature some of which can mess you up or kill you. The last thing you want to worry about is your safe spot floating right above you is gone! 

Blame the captain and crew ok, but blame the divers to for not standing up and yelling “hey I’m here and I sure want to be here when you leave”. Better yet look for a dive company that believes in safety first and takes out the number of divers they can keep up with.

On a closing note, in the day when diving became a sport or hobby. The US Navy did all the testing and experimenting and wrote the book that is pretty much being used today. The big different is when the navy sent 1000 divers into the water and the bombs got set and the bad guys killed and the ships fixed then 975 divers come back that was  acceptable. When 1000 sports divers enter the water, I think 1000 sports divers need to come out and go home to dive again….but that’s just me.

Not all Muslims are terrorists, but all terrorist are Muslims.

Yea that’s what I said. It’s my blog so if you don’t like it don’t read it.
The use of violence and threats to intimidate or coerce, especially for political purposes.
That’s what terrorism is. Name me anything else that comes to mind when you say the word.
”Terrorisms” just think about it.  I’m sure that no other organization comes to mind other
than radical Islam and Islam is Muslim. Radical Baptist, they keep you from dancing, Radical Catholics, they keep you from the beer keg, Radical Jehovah witness are banging down my door, true terror!

What is terrorism really? It a group of mean nasty people that want to scare you and then keep you scared so you are forced to change the way you do things. For America it’s always looking at people you don’t recognize funny or being on the lookout for a package or box left unattended in a place it shouldn’t be. Airport and train station security, customs and air marshals, and a whole new department in the government “Homeland Security”. What a joke.
These idiots don’t have anything left to do and anyone to do it, trouble with suicide bombers is your run out of then and there not like bombs, you can’t just whip out more.

Now you’re saying terrorist can’t all be Muslim, what about the Timothy McVeigh and Oklahoma City bombing. That wasn’t an act of terrorism but more of retaliate against the federal government for what he perceived as past actions by the government against the American people.  They wanted to destroy only government property and kill government law enforcement agents and not innocent
people.

I truly believe that the only weapon radical Islam has left in America is rumor and propaganda. I don’t think they have enough sense left to blow their nose much less blow up a building or anything else. I’m more worried about drug gangs and drunk drivers than these idiots.

We need a new political party!

I’m not talking about independents or the T party. I talking about those of us who feel a little like democrats and a little like republicans. Why is there a line that can’t be crossed? I want to be a republocrat! I think our fore fathers we’re smart and we should build our society on their foundation.

I’m not an overly smart guy but I do have a few ideas.

Freedom although not free should be freedom:

1.       People should be in charge of their own body and to heck what others think. Women want an abortion that’s their business not mine or the countries or the state, she has to deal with the consequences of her actions, who are we to tell her she can’t.

2.         Someone wants to get paid for having sex, I say why not? I’m married so I pay daily for what I get monthly.

3.       Give gay’s the same right too. Why shouldn’t they be as miserable as the rest of us, let em get married!

4.       Guns don’t kill people- people kill people. I say give everyone a gun, if you don’t want it then you can be a victim. We should be free not to be a victim if we so choose.  

5.       Let’s go back to the first 10 laws and start over. The old line “Ignorance is no excuse” doesn’t work anymore. There are so many laws that even lawyers that went to school for years don’t know them all. Some laws conflict with each other so bad no one can tell what’s legal anymore!

You murder you die, let the family push the button. You steal you lose a hand, you lie you lose a tongue,  you screw your nebors wife you have to keep her.

6.       Make drugs legal, tax them and make a place for idiots to use them, like bars. Boom solved so many problems at once, no more smuggling, no more gangs, no more over crowed jails!

7.       Stop illegal immigration. Okay I know people don’t want to be asked “papers please” but do you not have to show your drivers license when you get stopped for speeding? Crossing the border without permission is criminal everywhere in the world including here. Use the space freed up in the jail by #5 to put repeat crossers in and make their family feed them or let them starve.  Word gets out and people will stop coming. Personally I say make it an act of war and shoot them on the spot, hey they shoot at us so we should get to shoot back. Oh and the people that are pissed by this and want equal rights should go see if you get equal rights in that country.

Just a few thoughts to get you thinking if anyone reads this I say viva la revolution!